Molly McArdle is working on a novel at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst.
I’M STILL NOT sure how I was convinced to start watching True Blood.
I hate blood. As I type this — at this very mention of the liquid that I
am admittedly full of — my hands have shrunk back into the cuffs of my
sweater and I’ve scrunched my shoulders up around my neck. Few things
make me feel as vulnerable as this life stuff, for which there are few
available metaphors because it is itself so potently symbolic. Blood is
the blood of blood. There, I have disappeared into my sweater again.
True Blood is full of blood. Vampires sucking human blood.
Humans sucking vampire blood. Vampires crying blood instead of tears.
Bottled blood. Microwaved blood. Walls covered in blood. Fabrics soaked
in blood. Hair made sticky with blood. Characters in rubber gloves
scooping up, mopping up, scrubbing out blood. (True Blood’s
commitment to showing how a mess is cleaned up, not just made, is one I
appreciate.) Often, when it is explosive or particularly bizarre
(Seasons 5 and 6 had a fair amount of naked people caked in blood), I
don’t really mind it. It’s too unfamiliar to be true. But other times,
when a wound is mundane enough, I cannot help but sink into myself, to
guard the places where my blood beats loudest.
True Blood, based on Charlaine Harris’s Southern Vampire
Mysteries series, first premiered in 2008. I got on board the summer of
2011, precipitating a desperate marathon of the first three seasons in
my un-air conditioned apartment, and have followed it faithfully since
then. Until Game of Thrones came along, it was the most popular HBO show after The Sopranos. True Blood,
all sex and gore and weird silly magic, is a consummate summer show,
something to watch with a sweaty drink in hand and a fan blowing in your
face. Its seventh and last season premiered this June 22nd (even they cannot resist making death jokes), and soon the bloodiest TV show I have ever watched will be over.
The vampire we know today comes from southeastern Europe in the early
1700s, when its folklore was first recorded in print (and so
publicized), pushing local communities’ preexisting belief into frenzy
and introducing the stories to an international audience. Vampires
terrify for obvious reasons: they are animated, bloodthirsty corpses.
(Several bodies in what is now Serbia were exhumed and then mutilated
during this time; and over one hundred graves in Bulgaria have since
been found impaled with metal.) Just as real as the fear it inspired,
this body of folklore also offered a potent (if grotesque) relief to
mourners. In those early stories, vampires always sought out their
spouses first. So much of vampirism is about the horror of getting what
you want.
True Blood begins when Sookie
Stackhouse, a telepathic waitress in the northern Louisiana town of Bon
Temps, meets and dates the ex-Confederate vampire-next-door Bill
Compton (“Bill? I thought it might be Antoine or Basil or like Langford
maybe, but Bill? Vampire Bill?”). Bill was born in a house across a
field from Sookie’s own, though he’s moved back to Bon Temps for the
first time since he left it, alive, to fight in the Civil War. Creator
Alan Ball — whose Six Feet Under shared True Blood’s
predilection for death and the surreal humor that accompanies it — has
described the show as being about “the horrors of intimacy,” and it’s
true the series charts how desire by itself can be complicated, and
ultimately unsatisfying. But True Blood is also about the
enormity and complexity of the world, though much of it is hidden in
plain sight. In Season 3, Sookie’s charming, dense brother Jason balks
at the existence of supernatural beings in addition to vampires:
“There’s werewolves?”
“Yes.”
“Shit. Bigfoot, is he real too?”
“I don’t know, I guess it’s possible.”
“…Santa?”
“Yes.”
“Shit. Bigfoot, is he real too?”
“I don’t know, I guess it’s possible.”
“…Santa?”